"Found these store slogen adds and thought they were cute, read on:
*FUNERAL HOME IN NEVADA -- Drive Carefully. We'll Wait.
*AUTO DEALERSHIP IN TEXAS -- The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet Is To Miss A Car Payment.
*GYNECOLOGIST IN NEW YORK -- Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix.
*ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK IN MONTANA -- Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
*SACKS 4TH AVENUE IN MANHATTAN --You Could Shop Here If You Were Poor, But That Would Be Stupid.
*B.B. GUN STORE IN TEXAS --Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn For 40 Years.
*CONDOM FACTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA -- Extra long is our specialty.
*SEX THERAPIST'S OFFICE IN NEBRASKA -- Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date.
*SEX CHANGE SURGEON'S OFFICE IN ILLINOIS-- Eat, Drink and Be Mary.
*COUPLE'S THERAPIST IN NEW JERSEY --Marriage: Cures Your Fear Of Being Alone.
*LOCAL BREWERY IN GEORGIA -- Beer Is The Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.
*SPORTS SHOE STORE IN MICHIGAN -- Just Buy It, You Tub Of Lard.
*PLASTIC SURGEON IN MASSACHUSETTS -- The Breast Is Yet To Come.
*ELEVATOR OPERATORS' UNION IN CHICAGO -- We Do It Going Up And Down.
*LAWYER'S OFFICE IN OREGON -- We Do It In Our Briefs!
*U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON D.C. --Blessed Are the Young, For They Shall Inherit The National Debt.
*MANHOOD ENLARGEMENT SPECIALIST IN VIRGINIA -- We make mountains out of molehills.
*HOT CHESTNUT VENDOR IN MANHATTAN -- For toasty nuts, try us.
*VACUUM CLEANER SHOP IN VERMONT -- We Suck!
*LAWN SERVICE IN VIRGINIA -- Let Us Kiss Your Grass. "
Hope I made you smile."
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